Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Learn from my mistakes

In case you were wondering, it's not a good idea to eat an entire pie in less than twenty four hours by yourself.

Not because it will make you sick. Oh no, I have a stomach made of steel. You shouldn't because you'll feel like a fatty and then it will be raining buckets and thirty five degrees outside and you won't be able to go for your scheduled run. Then you'll feel even more fat and be convinced that you put on ten pounds over night.

So, next time there is a pie on your counter saying "eat me!" just say no. Walk away. Or better yet take it outside and give it to a neighbor so they can feel like a fatty instead of you.

But, damn, it was good.

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